by Regina Kenney
What better way to celebrate Halloween than to curl up with a good, spooky poem? Here is a list of my top 6 scariest poems.
The first time I heard this poem was from the beginning of a chapter in a Stephen King audiobook my Dad was listening to on the way up to Duluth, Minnesota. To use the cliche, it sent chills through my spine and I never forgot the first stanza (15 years later, this was the first scary poem to come to mind).
This piece was written in 1899 as a song in the play The Psycho-ed by William Hughes Mearns. The play was performed in 1910 and this poem was first published as ‘Antigonish’ in 1922.
Antigonish
Yesterday upon the stair
- I met a man who wasn’t there
- He wasn’t there again today
- I wish, I wish he’d go away
- When I came home last night at three
- The man was waiting there for me
- But when I looked around the hall
- I couldn’t see him there at all!
- Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!
- Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door
- Last night I saw upon the stair
- A little man who wasn’t there
- He wasn’t there again today
- Oh, how I wish he’d go away
- – by William Hughes Mearns, 1899
The next poem, near and dear to my heart, is from Zachary Schomberg’s Scary, No Scary book of poems. I had never been a huge fan of modern poetry, but reading Schomberg in my college years forced me to reconsider my taste.

— by Zachary Schomberg
The next poem is a childhood favorite of mine. It is from the Napoleonic wars where the English would tell their children horror stories about Napoleon Bonaparte (Full history here). This poem also inspired my first short story, Boney.
Naughty Baby
Baby, baby, naughty baby,
Hush, you squalling thing, I say.
Peace this moment, peace, or maybe
Bonaparte will pass this way.
Baby, baby, he’s a giant,
Tall and black as Rouen steeple,
And he breakfasts, dines rely on’t,
Every day on naughty people.
Baby, baby, if he hears you
As he gallops past the house,
Limb from limb at once he’ll tear you,
Just as pussy tears a mouse.
And he’ll beat you, beat you, beat you,
And he’ll beat you into pap,
And he’ll eat you, eat you, eat you,
Every morsel snap, snap, snap.
– From the Annotated Mother Goose
Sylvia Plath borders that ‘too horrifying to be considered horror’ types. Our of all her disturbing poems, this is perhaps the most disturbing.
Lady Lazarus

And I eat men like air.
– Sylvia Plath
Shirley Jackson. How I adore thee. If you haven’t already, read We Have Always Lived in the Castle this Halloween season. Below is a taunting short poem from her short novel.
Merricat, said Constance, would you like a cup of tea?
Oh, no, said Merricat, you’ll poison me.
Merricat, said Constance, would you like to go to sleep?
Down in the boneyard, ten feet deep.
And, of course, no scary poem list would be complete without Tom Wait’s ‘What’s He Building In There?’ Turn the lights down, shut your eyes and just listen.
Very interesting!
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